What would
        Goldwater say today?
        Commentary
        by PAT MURPHY
        
        Those
        grandiloquent orations during the Iraq debate by West Virginia’s
        majestic silver-haired, silver-tongued Democratic Sen. Robert C. Byrd
        were reminders of another era—when congressmen were independent
        thinkers without spin doctors and spoke their minds with flair and not
        merely parroting political party lines.
        Another
        of those vivid figures is missing from the Washington scene: the
        irascible, frequently coarse Barry Goldwater, whose straight talk
        offended fellow Republicans as often as not. He’d be a nightmare today
        for latter day conservatives, some of whom he once called
        "nuts."
        During
        chats with Goldwater off and on over 25 years in Arizona, the moments
        were golden with memorable, irreverent, quotes that he would repeat in
        various venues.
        President
        Nixon, he said, was ''the most dishonest individual I have ever met in
        my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in
        the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American
        people and the world.'' Goldwater was in the delegation that told Nixon
        to resign or be impeached for the Watergate cover-up.
        Goldwater
        said President Reagan, whom Goldwater pushed into political prominence,
        was "a liar or incompetent" when claiming ignorance about
        Iranian arms for Nicaraguan Contras rebels.
        He
        incensed Arizona Republicans by repudiating a GOP congressional
        candidate as an unqualified carpetbagger and endorsed a Democratic woman
        instead, then told GOP Gov. Evan Mecham to resign after being accused of
        campaign funding misconduct. Mecham later was ousted after only 15
        months in office.
        Of
        Hillary Clinton, he said, "I like the way she acts," and told
        Republican critics of President Clinton to "get off his back and
        let him be president."
        He
        favored gays in the military (he only cared whether they could shoot
        straight, not whether they were sexually straight) approved of abortions
        as a woman’s choice (his first wife Peggy, who died of cancer, founded
        Arizona Planned Parenthood).
        Goldwater
        had a special friendship with John Kennedy: he and JFK had planned to
        campaign for the presidency together in 1964 using the same airplane and
        same stages to debate, as Lincoln and Douglas did a century earlier.
        But after
        JFK’s death, Goldwater said his heart simply wasn’t in running
        against LBJ.
        Goldwater’s
        idiosyncratic politics led to an attempt (unsuccessful) to remove his
        name from Arizona GOP headquarters.
        Nothing
        rankled Goldwater more, however, than mixing politics and religion.
        Goldwater
        was so disgusted with the sanctimony of the Rev. Jerry Falwell, he said
        "every good Christian ought to line up and kick Jerry Falwell’s
        ass."
        He also
        fumed that "I don’t have any respect for the religious right.
        There is no place in this country for practicing religion in politics.
        That goes for Falwell, (Pat) Robertson and all the rest of these
        political preachers. They are a detriment to the country."
        Goldwater
        told U.S. News & World Report in 1994, "If they succeed in
        establishing religion as a basic Republican Party tenet, they could do
        us in."
        One
        wonders how Goldwater would react today.
        Last
        weekend, speakers at the Christian Coalition conference in Washington
        included Republican Majority Leader Rep. Dick Armey, Republican Majority
        Whip Rep. Tom DeLay, Republican Sen. Orrin Hatch and Republican Reps.
        Roy Blunt and Lindsey Graham.
        Republican
        Sen. James Inhofe, of Oklahoma, didn’t mince words about the
        incestuous political-religious ties.
        "If
        you have the opportunity to get a few liberals out of office, do
        it," he told the evangelicals. "You will be doing the Lord’s
        work, and He will richly bless you for it."
        And as if
        to show just how tightly wound together the religious right and the
        Republican Party have become since Goldwater’s days, President Bush
        sent a feel-good videotape of welcome to the Christian Coalition
        gathering, reminding members that together they share similar political
        objectives.