A new ‘green’
goes
to war—budget wars
Commentary
by PAT MURPHY
Americans
in 1943 were bombarded by the American Tobacco Company’s relentless
World War II ads on radio and billboards, and in magazines and
newspapers — "Lucky Strike Green Has Gone To War!"
Because
chromium, an essential chemical in ink, was diverted to wartime uses,
Lucky Strike could no longer obtain green ink for the cigarette’s
distinctive package. So Lucky Strike turned the shortage into promoting
a new white pack of cigarettes, which endures even today.
Now,
almost 60 years later, another famous green color is falling victim to
war — the green of the U.S. Forest Service’s vehicles is slowly
being abandoned as part of the federal budget wars.
As the
Forest Service replaces vehicles with new models, new additions aren’t
being painted the signature green, a shade somewhere between forest
green and pea green, but are left white, like the Lucky Strike packs.
I’m
told by Kurt Nelson, Ketchum district ranger for the Forest Service,
that painting a new vehicle green costs somewhere between $1,200 and
$1,500.
Put in
terms understood in the Wood River Valley, that’s equivalent to 80 to
100 annual $15 trailhead passes to pay for the costs of painting a
single vehicle green.
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Even
those with no aversion to firearms find the idea of arming airline
pilots with handguns odd.
For these
reasons:
If an
airline pilot is forced to use a gun on a passenger who’s invaded the
cockpit, it therefore means that (a) our highly-touted airport security
has failed to detect weapons or a dangerous passenger, (b) dozens of
other passengers on board have failed to subdue a passenger hell-bent on
reaching the cockpit, and (c) the aircraft’s new locked, bulletproof
steel cockpit door has failed to stop forced entry.
So, the
likelihood is that a crazed passenger who’s eluded all those obstacles
and security measures probably couldn’t be stopped from creating havoc
in the cockpit by gunshots in the few feet of a cramped flight deck
between entrance and controls.
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Last week’s
column incorrectly noted that President Bush waited 34 months – it
actually was 34 weeks – before filing papers with the
Securities and Exchange Commission about his insider director’s sale
of $848,000 in stock in a Texas energy company shortly before it
reported a $23 million second quarter loss and 16 days after he was told
of the company’s declining fortunes.