To all the bozos who caused our debt downgrading: Hope you are losing it all as we are. But knowing you, you probably were able to sneak out of these very important meetings and call your broker to save it all until this passes.
I will remember—I vote both parties because you are all supposed to be for us, and will remember the crying guy, whatever his name is, and the wonderful tea partiers know it all. You should all be removed after a second term, some of you before your first term ends. Let's have some women in there; we would shake things up and get us out of this mess. We think with our brains. Enough said.