Mo: Can you believe it?
Joe: What? That Boise State is now 7-0 and is ranked No. 3 in the nation?
Mo: No.
Joe: That there's snow on the mountains?
Moe: No.
Joe: That the most important national mid-term election in history is coming up this week?
Moe: No.
Joe: That Halloween is this week?
Moe: No.
Joe: You got a job?
Moe: No.
Joe: Well, what's so important?
Moe: They're banning smoking in this bar on Nov. 19!
Joe: For the day?
Moe: Forever.
Joe: What? What are we supposed to do now?
Moe: I don't know.
Joe: I guess we could stop smoking.
Mo and Joe: (Hilarious laughter)
Moe: We could stop drinking.
Mo and Joe: (Hilarious laughter)
Joe: Stop, you're killing me.
Mo: Maybe we could smoke outside?
Joe: In the winter?
Mo: Yeah, by the dumpster in the alley.
Joe: Maybe they could make a beer garden out in the alley with heaters.
Mo: Planning and Zoning will never go for it.
Joe: Well, this is serious.
Moe: You're telling me. What are we going to do?
Joe: Maybe we'll have to change.
Mo: Change? I'm too old to change.
Jo: Times change. We've got to change with it.
Mo: Why?
Joe: That's what life is all about. We've got to change and go on.
Mo: I hate that.
Joe: So do I, Mo. But it will be all right.
Mo: It will?
Jo: It's just the way it is.
Nice talking to you.
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Mr. Millspaugh lives in a log cabin and works in the forest.