Moe: I saw where the Phantom Hill Mob slaughtered some sheep last week.
Joe: Yeah, a bunch of sheep strayed away from the flock and there weren't any shepherds guarding them.
Moe: Damn wolves. Who do they think they are?
Joe: Predators?
Moe: You can't even walk in the woods anymore without getting attacked by wolves.
Joe: They don't attack humans. They're afraid of us. No one has ever been killed by wolves. They have families and, let's say, go shopping.
Moe: That's another thing. I can't even buy a decent cut of lamb in the grocery anymore. When they have lamb it's so high priced I can't afford it.
Joe: Wolves made it so?
Moe: Damn straight. I pay more for food and I can't buy gas and can't keep my car on the road.
Joe: Wolves cause that?
More: Yes! And, another thing, my health insurance is so high ...
Joe: Wolves, eh?
Moe: If I get sick I can't afford to do anything ...
Joe: Because of wolves.
Moe: Yes! Hate them! I can't even go to the movie because of the ...
Joe: Wolves?
Moe: I can't even sleep at night be ...
Joe: Can't sleep, wolves might eat me. Can't sleep, wolves might eat me.
Moe: Hey, you know why the First Bank of Idaho failed?
Joe: Wolves?
Moe: And all that rain in June?
Joe: Wolves.
Moe: Meteor showers?
Joe: Wolves.
Moe: The Whiskey Jacques' fire?
Joe: Probably wolves.
Moe: My check bounced at the Casino.
Joe: Wolves.
Moe: My girlfriend left me.
Joe: Most likely dating wolves.
Moe: I drink too much.
Joe: Wolves.
Moe: They ought to declare open season on them.
Joe: They did.
Moe: Great. Then I can go kill them.
Joe: And then all our problems will be over.
Nice talking to you.