(Phantom Hill - 10:30 a.m., Aug. 8, 2009)
(Two deer, Joe Buck and Jane Doe getting ready to cross Highway 75)
Jane: What do you think, Joe, should we cross now?
Joe: Wait a sec. Let me check.
Jane: It's pretty quiet except for those humans waiting on the road up there.
Joe: Okay, I don't see any of those man-vehicles com-
Jane: What the hell was that?
Joe: I don't know! Are you all right?
Jane: I don't know! Am I? That thing wasn't from this forest!
Joe: I could make out one word - Lamborghini!
Jane: That's the fastest sheep I ever saw in my life!
Joe: Well, whatever it was, it's way gone by now! Let's cro-
Joe: Did you see tha-
Jane: I didn't see nada—just smoke. Is it a fireball?
Joe: Damn! How are we going to get across the road?
Jane: Bike trail?
Joe: They've been closed. We'll just have to wait.
Jane: I can't wait. I've got a young'n to care for. I'll just go n-
Joe: Okay, get back! How important is Bambi anyway?
Jane: Damn fine point! Oh-oh, there's a moose coming.
Joe: Oh, no. They're not afraid and they'll charge anything!
Jane: Stop him, Buck!
Jane: Buck, aren't you going to stop him? He'll wreck that fireball!
Joe: I'm thinking, I'm thinking...
Nice talking to you.