Wednesday, November 29, 2006

A few words for Mr. Rember


The Watchtower Lady-or Jehovah's Witness that visited your (Express columnist John Rember) home the other day does have an opinion about the President of the Association of Moral Pygmies. And she does not believe that she will be able to approach him after Armageddon because he will be destroyed as he is morally corrupt and does not serve Jehovah by going to the meetings and attending meetings with the JWs for five hours a week.

What she might be thinking as she goes to his door is that since he probably will be destroyed by Jehovah due to his wickedness (providing a veritable feast for the birds), that she might want to hoof it over there real quick after Armageddon and claim his beautiful and pricey abandoned house as her own. After all, he won't need it anymore.

Shelly Crawford

Lakewood, Wash.




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