It’ll be over by and by
Commentary by Betty Bell
In Omaha, from whence I migrated,
spring is featured every spring, and once the snow starts to go it goes
faster than gas in an SUV. The sun zeroes in on your shoulders as if
through a magnifying glass, where it stays until the pumpkins are ripe.
Sweet-smelling lilacs cure the rampant winter doldrums and all of the
citizens become light-hearted and gay. Here in upper backwash country,
we’re still weeks away from getting even a whiff of lilacs.
Spring’s arrival is so dependable
in Omaha that the psychiatrists all leave on the very first day, too
savvy to keep springtime couches available when the masses are as stable
and content as ever they will be. How different it is here—our stable
time is winter. But winter’s leaving now—we don’t sponsor spring here,
we’re trapped in winter leaving. We’re about mid-way through winter
leaving, but it won’t be gone until the Fourth of July. We’re bound to
have a major snowfall just before the Fourth.
What makes winter leaving harder
to bear are the lovely teaser days sprinkled like M&Ms along the way,
days that make our hearts surge with hope that this year is different.
But glorious days only make us more vulnerable to upper backwash
country’s unique affliction—Winter Leaving Emotional Fragility.
Here, our psychiatrists vacation
in winter, our peak stability time, stability owed, I believe, to our
shared faith--we aren’t at each other’s throats like Christians and
Muslims. We all worship the same gods here, the snow gods, and not even
the ACLU challenges our public worship. Psychiatrists begin to trickle
back the middle of March when the first hints of emotional fragility
appear. A psychiatrist’s financial well-being depends on Winter Leaving
like a ski shop depends on Christmas.
Upper backcountry emotional
fragility begins innocuously; often we don’t know we’re in trouble until
we’re already knee deep. I’ve survived a slew of winter’s leaving, so
many that I think I can speak of my travails as typical.
It begins on a morning in early
March when I wake up with a hitch in my confidence, aware of a kernel of
discomfort in my middle. Instead of bouncing out of bed and instantly
knowing whether I’ll worship with snowboard, ski, or whatever--instead,
I recall the cyclists I saw a few days prior. With the lifts still
running, these three idiots swapped their boots for bike shoes and were
maneuvering through patches of ice hunched into their shoulders like so
many Ichabod Cranes. Whatever was their problem? Whatever were they
trying to prove?
But that was days ago. This
morning, already yet, it’s 36 in the shade, and a sudden heretical
thought takes hold: Maybe this is the day I should get out my bike.
Whoa. Maybe not. Shouldn’t I ski as long as possible? Aren’t I a
dues-paying member in the Church of the Snow? Yeah ... But it would feel
good to crank those pedals.
And thus it goes. Indecision time
big time. Loss of confidence time. The beginning of emotional fragility
that only gets worse. When it’s bad enough that even little Pearly Gate,
my dog, is leery of jumping into my lap, I’ll sign up for time on the
couch, and then when I’m prone, here are the beans I’ll spill:
I can’t figure out what’s wrong
with me, Dr. Truelove. I’m really a textbook happy-go-lucky person—you
know that—but in the past couple of weeks I’ve turned all the way
grumpy. Even the tiniest little things tick me off. Like this woman I
saw while I was on my way here—she was wearing shorts. And you know how
cold it is. And her legs are already as brown as July—and even so
they’re one big goose bump ... and I hate it that her brown legs trigger
unworthy thoughts, that I wonder even for a minute if her tan’s phony
from the booth or real from Mazatlan ... why am I consumed with these
demeaning thoughts, Doctor? And another thing, I change my mind about
what to do about every 15 minutes. One minute I’ve made up my mind to
throw my skis in the car and drive north until I find a patch of snow
big enough to whiz across like Hans Brinker ... and the very next minute
I figure I’ll bike. But when I do finally opt to bike, I can’t make up
my mind whether to wear wind pants over my shorts or just be brave—maybe
it won’t cloud over and start snowing 10 minutes after I start. Another
worry is my legs are white white white--and I don’t have a ticket to
Matzalan, darned if I’ll sign up for time in the cancer booth, and I’m
not gutsy enough to risk blinding everyone and just let them hang right
out. Anyway, and this is a big deal, no matter which I decide to do
everyone else is doing the other—I’m never in sync. But the bottom line
is I know in my heart I shouldn’t goof-off and go play at anything. I
should get out in the yard and scoop up all the stuff poking through the
snow--and it ain’t crocuses, it’s dog poop. I admit that the poop-scoop
scenario doesn’t have any more chance at center stage than beginning
what back in Omaha they call spring cleaning, a rite I once performed
religiously. So here’s what I’m up against: I have to choose between fun
at the cost of major guilt, or responsibility at the price of major
self-pity. What’s my healthy choice, Doc?
Fellow pilgrims, don’t tell me you
don’t see yourself anywhere here—it’ll only prove you’re in denial.
You’re due and overdue for your turn on the couch, but don’t fret--it’s
not uncommon to be slow in recognizing personal upper backwash country
emotional fragility. Don’t stew. Sign up. Get help. God bless.